It’s here! It’s here! ENGINERDS is here!
If you pre-ordered the book online, it should be arriving on your doorstep soon. If you waited until today so you could buy it in your favorite bookstore, then GO. NOW. HURRY UP. WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL READING THIS?! YOU SHOULD BE GONE ALREADY. GET. TO. THE. STORE.
You can also, of course, check ENGINERDS out from your local library. It ought to be there. And if it’s not, you ought to politely-yet-aggressively interrogate your librarian as to WHY it’s not there. Are they trying to limit or even entirely prevent the full expression of your nerdiness? Do they have something against farting robots? What did a farting robot ever do to them? (Actually, I can guess what it might’ve done to them. And on second thought, maybe it’s best not to ask your librarian that last question. You wouldn’t want to bring up a touchy subject . . . )
If you’re out and about in the greater Boston area, keep your eyes peeled — I’ll be going around town during the next few days, planting some very special ENGINERDS-themed stickers in randomly selected copies of the book.
As always, feel free to drop me a line using the form on my Contact page should you have a question or comment for me, whether it’s about ENGINERDS or anything else. Like what I’m working on now. Or what I’m reading. Or where I’ll be making my next appearance. Or what my favorite color is. Or what I are for breakfast this morning. ANYTHING.
Happy reading! And hope to see you soon!